Welcome to Not My Child Me! Monday! (on tuesday this week for us) This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Did you almost die of embarrassment when your child pulled their own pants down at the library? Want to scream bloody murder when your toddler took a pair of scissors to the dog's fur? Feel like a terrible mother when your kid said a four-letter-word at a back to school event? Well don't! Mothers aren't perfect and neither are children. Let's 'fess up today because it's Not my child! Monday!Sound liberating? Then let's get going!



This week my 6 month old did not spend 1/2 hour each day with Barny just so I could get the kitchen and main floor semi-clean. She has not figured out that she loves Barny, I mean, how could she - she's never even seen him.



Adod certainly did not capitalize on this new interest by singing Barny over and over to said 6 month old in the car to keep her from crying. Said 6 month old did not proceed to alternate (like a light switch) between screaming and laughing based solely on the sound coming out of Adod's mouth!



Adod did not immediately ask one of my best friends if she finally has a boyfriend yesterday at the pool. He wouldn't do this because last week we did not send him up to a random guy (at the same pool) to find out if he had a girlfriend. Said guy did not have his LITTLE BOY with him!

O.K. now it's your turn. Head over to mycharmingkids.net and get started with your own "not me" post!